guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
If you can get her to make out with you without paying for it, I will personally make you president of the american lesbian league
you were telling us about the time you had sex in an alley and he stopped, looked up and said 'it was a cul-de-sac' and went right back to what he was doing.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
I can't have my last hookup before 21 have been behind a dumpster
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
tbh I think I just dated him for his dogs in the first place.
dude it was our first time and her hair caught on fire from the candles on the nightstand
There is no way that actually happened!
the smell of burnt hair covered up the sweaty sex smell.
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