how can u be prego again
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
We left your bucket of puke on your doorstep to clean out yourself. You're welcome.
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
It is a bad day indeed when you learn that your boy toy looks better in your dresses than you do
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
Long story short I ended up getting choked out by a really hot guy in the girls bathroom at a bar last night
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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