piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
I did not appreciate your texts about spanking at 3'o'clock this morning.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I woke up to pizza pinned to my wall. So that's that.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
Pretty sure I just scored Election Day sex based on the theory that if either of these fools win the world as we know it is over so we might as well get a few orgasms in...
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
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