I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
you would pick up someone in the library
He then proceeded to try to whisper up my nose...
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I want to go out and have good clean fun.
Ok, but that does not include Bud Light Platinum and your vagina.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
DO IT!
she prefaced telling me she was pregnant with "houston, we have a problem"
be the chaos you wish to see in the world...
i'm trying to figure out how to respond to that in text
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