Pretty sure somebody just said 'I used to have a nipple'
that's awkward
Seriously, it was like sucking my thumb.. and im not even saying that to be spiteful b/c he is a really nice guy.
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Shitshow foam night was such a success
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
Just shaved my balls on a moving train. By far the most dangerous stunt I've ever pulled
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