I hope I'm pregnant just to spite you.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
He tried to blame not having a condom on the economy.
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
There are paw prints all over my ceiling.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
I dont care if he cant spell. Illiterate people need blowjobs too
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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