what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
so apparently we got drunk enough at the reception to rip the center pieces apart and use the flower vases as "fancy glasses"
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I was talking to a guy at my work, and mid-sentence he started vomiting violently for about five minutes, then he said, " great dope" and carried on like nothing had happened.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
I remember it because it was right after the sadness and right before the sluttiness. The calm before the storm if you will
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
Riddle me this: How does one check in at the Marriott, but wake up at the W?
Went to open youtube this morning, and the last search was "ten hours of whale sounds" Best pillow talk ever!
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