you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
You BETTER NOT STEAL MY MOTHERFUCKING SQUIRREL
Seeing Grandma lick chocolate sauce off of the male stripper was definitely not the way I planned to enter the world of legal drinking.
Yah... You need to get here. Evan just peed off the karaoke stage.
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
Named all the presidents in order between puke sessions while semi conscious so that's a thing I can do now
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
Do NOT approach him. He has sex with everything. LITERALLY everything, and I DO mean everything. He's so horny we once caught him with his dick in a pumpkin. A legitimate honest to God pumpkin that he bored a hole in
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