Told a girl i wanted to feel her bellybutton from the inside... I need to learn how to flirt
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
standing in the yard with no pants on waiting for google maps to come and take a picture.
The only thing I can remember you saying is "I won't cut pizza like this when I'm older."
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
We decided to play beer pong where the loser had to beer bong a pitcher of beer...people just started losing on purpose. It was a bad idea.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
I went through his pics. Will you go with me to get tested?
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
White girls? They're everywhere. In packs. Drunk white girl packs.
We're lying on the pavement outside of the college. No one has asked if we're okay. I think they all understand.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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