Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
And I just had to awkwardly tell 3 police officers that I was having sex and not in any trouble
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
It's a hurricane, not a zombie apocalypse. WHY DID YOU BUY SHOTGUNS?!?!
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
look for me at the Giants game I will possibly be the drunk girl passed out by 2nd
He got you flowers. How bad can the sex really be?
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
so evidently blowing a guy does not mean he will say hi to you when he sees you in class.. in case you're ever wondering
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