i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
Well you tried to pay for a drink with your keys for one...
I think I fucked up my elbow when I tried to fight off the paramedics.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
He asked me who my new boyfriend was and I showed him a picture of my sex toys.
I'm on my way to bail our sister out of jail with our mother's credit card. How old are we??
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
my one night stand just gave me money "to buy a better vibrator" tis the season
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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