yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
she just fell off the couch. onto a bag of pretzels. her face resembled a cat that just swallowed a sock.
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
Give him a trash can and a welcome home balloon, he will be good.
Why is everyone else growing up when I'm just crying, eating, and having pregnancy scares?
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
I tried to pay my tab and go home but she wrote me a "list of things I'm good at" with fellatio as no 1...
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
Ok because I want to set a new world record for how fast I can drink away my Christmas money
It's like sexual waterboarding. You gave me sex so good I'm comparing it to torture. Jesus.
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I never thought I'd end up with a prison pen pal through tinder
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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