I haven't had sex in so long I'll probably find some stranger, feel guilty, go w/o sex for several months and do it all over again...always something to look forward to
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
And next time, don't pick a fight with me when you're naked. That's just not fair
my life is in even more shambles than last time, mcdonalds is closed
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Ran into his sister at the gym and hit it in the parking lot. I dont even feel like a bad friend she got a boob job and lost 20 lbs its not even the same sister
How can other people our age be acting like adults when I'm still taking my birth control pill with left over gin and tonic from the night before?
I'm sobbing to NWA
Fun fact: the guy I banged last night. His middle name on his birth certificate is "Windstorm."
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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