You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
OMFG I JUST SAW SOMEONE GIVING SOMEONE ELSE ROAD HEAD AND THEY HIT A POTHOLE. my day has been officially made.
You should get a handy in the street again, just to prove you've still got it.
VODKAVODKAVODKAYESSSS
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
Call me when you get up. This hang-over is like dismantling a bomb: I need someone to talk me through it.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
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