what are you wearing?
Just my guilt
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
like literally i think i'm sweating out semen right now
My roommate found me crawling down the hallway as she was on her way to her morning class. Its time for a new semester.
Can u please come get me. My car keys are gone. Somehow I ended up sleeping in my trunk
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
Just try and act like you're sober
I can't I snorted an anti depressant and he's pouring me tequila shots
Randomize
