Dual....:-)
your room smells of hookers.
And success
Every time we go downtown I ask myself why we live in Des Moines
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I'm buying a chandelier at walmart. WHO'S CLASSY NOW, BITCHES.
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
I couldn't sleep so I drunk ellipticaled for an hour. Worst. Idea. Ever.
Maybe we could get a groupon for vasectomy. I'm game.
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
My pubic hair is shaved into the shape of mistletoe.
I hope that's a joke and if not I need a snap of it
I was orgasming and dying of laughter at the same time. I think I've found the One.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
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