Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
I kinda knew it wasnt going to pan out when he would rather watch how i met your mother ON TIVO than fuck me......
i just found my sim card.....i hid it in my tylenol bottle....i guess to ensure i would find it mid-hangover
Is it too much to ask that he stop calling me 'titty fuck' in public?
talk of her extensive whoreness has crossed oceans. thats impressive.
The fact that both my ribs are severely bruised from shoving flasks in my bra might be a validation of my mothers alcoholic accusation
Also, we just got yelled at by a cop for being awesome...or making out in a fountain. Whatever.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
It's blow job season.
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
what's the least obnoxious place that i could barf on the bus?
She had like a side ponytail and hoop earrings though. And legwarmers. Like a horrible 80s nightmare. Don't drink and dream, dude.
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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