Apparently you make a good broom.
Asian chick on skype stripping for me. Hold on give few min
I woke up on the side of the highway to the ppl in orange jumpsuits cleaning to comunity service. Not sure which freaked them out more... Finding a dead b ody or me not being dead
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
it's kind of nice to have a picture of me making out with someone and actually know who it is for once
We were both halfway out the window trying to give each other high fives over the roof while the dude was going 150.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Man, I want to make his penis a sandwich.
Thanks for reminding me of all the hookups my brain has been trying to suppress...
That's what friends are foooooooor!
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
he was just sitting there in his underwear... and his chewbacca mask...
Nothing personal but yes I would be suspicious If I saw 3 guys and 2 girls in the same bathroom stall together
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
Randomize
