Motorboating on a tuesday night. not too shabby....
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
theres no cameras in the kitchen right? cause i dont wana get fired for peeing in the kitchen in a cup
He was actually able to throw up in the bucket from the top bunk. im impressed.
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
She brought up feelings... her days are numbered
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
i'm not sure when it happened but apparently now it's topless bar night, im wearing a leotard and everyone is looking at me like i'm cheating.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
What? My family got wasted on patron and I threw up on my pants and said it was gravy. Hot mess.
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
Goodbye spring break, hello depressing video on AIDS.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Damn victory sex feels great
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