Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
She took her shirt off and was broader than Dwight Howard.
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I took Xanax and it did nothing to me. First sign I'm crazy and actually need it.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
I AM VODKA MAN
I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
Plus he stuck it in when you were sleeping which would have been the tipping point for me but you art school kids are all liberal and shit
He'll only communicate through snapchat with pictures of him holding his cat or his dick. Bit of Russian roulette opening them in public but I did it anyway.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
I wish I was taller so I could give these boobs the publicity they deserve.
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