handjob tips. give me some.
good thing vaginas are great cup holders
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
i think the beer goggles wore off after hearing the story of her 2nd abortion
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
I'm sure there are thousands getting dick today in the name of independence
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
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