I murdered the dance floor call the cops
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Please do us both a favor and come rip my clothes off.
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
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