I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
all i know is that i listed him in my phone as 'vagina cookies.' that can only be a good thing.
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
He wore nothing but a Speedo and a tie to the party. It was great. Everyone was looking at him like "this kid's the best"
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Girl. There is the cutest old gay here. He's approximately 100 years old and kind as shit.
He rubbed my back afterwards. I forgot how to talk and I legitimately thought I was a cat for a few minutes.
Dude, you kicked in the door to get to a six-person orgy while yelling "I JUST WANT TO LEARN!!"
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I'm rolling and just noticed that the thread count on these sheets is horrendous.
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Randomize
