super hot butfun
Oops. What a difference a comma and a space make.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Holy shit. This 2 year old just told me her nipples were for her boyfriend. Hello future leaders of america
Just found my old bop it. So many drinking game possibilities
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
We're already drunk. 4 hours to go still. And there's a bear advisory. TOP WEEKEND.
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
i made the walk of shame wearing her booty shorts that said juicy on the back. i'm still counting it as a good night
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
You can't just say "I scored us a potential threesome" and then not text me back.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
april was a good month for me, sexually...doubled my number, had a threesome, fucked a girl for the first time and two different boys in one night. there should be a medal
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