sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
:)
you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Am I really in your phone as Asshole Jesus??
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
PUT YOUR FRESHLY SHAVED MEXICAN POON ON THAT BEARD. NOW.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
She's the perfect storm of great hair, big boobs, intellectualism, and mild moral ambiguity.
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