For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
Call me old fashioned but i like to drunk dial a girl 2 or 3 times before sending a dick pic
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
somehow he and i always have our deepest conversations after phone sex.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Dude hobos go hard. I learned a lot last night.
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
My new favorite word is dickbag. I think its relevant here. And I say that with all the love in the world.
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
My life is just a trash fire of work and Japanese video games now
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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