that's an acceptable place to lick
i think i want to fuck a midget just to see how difficult it would be
just got a rotting pancake and bacon in the mail from your address....
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Do you remember some guy walking around the club saying "boner patrol" and smacking people in the dick?
Yeah, that was you
I really feel like I should slow down on the getting hammered. I told a bartender on "Taco Tuesday" that a $3 margarita was too expensive. And proceeded to have a $70 tab.
high moment I think I just reached personal nirvana
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
I'm so sexually frustrated I feel like I'm going to kill my turtle
That's brilliant but could get us arrested. Give me shots until I shout LET'S DO THIS
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
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