weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
No you usually just ranted about the voicemail bitch until she cut you off again
I fucking, woke up on a couch with a towel as a blanket to someones lion king ringtone.
Dude, the coffee is horrible this morning, Cass changed something about it
We ran out of Bailey's Irish cream...
This is what regular coffee tastes like?!?! Fuck the adult life.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Everyone was in the walk-in getting high, and I had to be all cool. Serving soup and salads. Night manager status doesn't pay enough.
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
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