We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
He asked me how my body knew that a month was up when it was time for my period.
we literally hit three floors of our apartment building searching for condoms. also got macaroni.
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
She had the hiccups when she was giving me head. It was actually pretty awesome
She's like the Michael Jordan of alcoholism
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
That doesn't mean I'm a slut. Unless McFlurries are involved.
I will rub McFlurries all over you.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
You'll be happy to know that the bruise is gone from my cock
I took an uber home at 6am. Went to Santanas, apparently they don't take american express. So the uber driver bought my burrito. Success!
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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