it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
Riding home in a carseat. Worst. Night. Ever.
Well the light went out so I was throwing up by candle light. Strange moment in my life.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
Hey.. Here's a thought for the evening. There's only two more sleeps until I fuck you so hard my back teeth will convulse.. Here's too Tuesday! Woohooooo
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
why is there a wheelchair in the hall and why does it look like we banged in it?
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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