Fun fact: he pulled out my nuva ring while he was fingering me.. he looked really confused at me and it a couple of times, so i just said "surprise! not only is it good for pleasure, it's also really handy for storing plastic toys." I'm thinking he's definately gonna call.
So I walked out of my room and there was my brother....standing naked
the amount of blow i got, New years should last a week.
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
In the memo line of the check she wrote sexual healing.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
I can't believe I've come to a point in my life where sex for a birthday present is acceptable
They have a booking log online so i can just check that instead of call
Technology: making bailing your sister out easier since 2008
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
Randomize
