If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
So we played the stone cold theme song and continued to chug 2 beers at once and everyone just looked in shock
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
Can I just have sex with him and then never talk to him? I need him to be the Mr. Miyagi of my sex life.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
And I’m prepared, because I'm in it to win it (and by win I mean get railed hard)
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