I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
another moral hangover. fuck.
this girl just gave me her phone number and 5 mins later right in front of me she is giving her number to another dude
call her and ask her what she thinks she's doing
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
So I thought the party was crazy before his pinky came off...
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
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