Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
I bought the love spell lotion from victoria secret so it atleast smells like a girl is present while I'm masturbating
I gave up sex for lent.
I guess that means I'm postponing our date until after Easter.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
You should photoshop their heads on tigers first!!
For my parents' annivery card? How high are you?
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
Drive by water balloon fight on $500,000 boats ended when someone threw a dildo
new dating motto: let your guard down, not your panties
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
His idea of hot sex is sticking his finger in my dark star while doing me Missionary style. You can tell he's from the Bible Belt.
Does he smell like BBQ?
Inside and out.
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