you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I found my weird threshold when Truth or Dare became everyone get naked and snort Adderall off the kitchen counter.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
So I almost broadcasted the porn from my phone to the boardroom chrome cast
I was so drunk I got stuck in the middle of a revolving door
I just watched someone put a diaper on a cat..I'm to high for this.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
Randomize
