lets start a swedish sibling band together
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
I just took boredom to a whole new level. I just auto-tuned and remixed today's western civ lecture
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
But for real though. That weed tastes like the jolly laughter of Santa Claus.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
I'm kinda sad I'm leaving the bank. I never got to have rough sex in the vault.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
I don’t have the time, patience, or blood alcohol level to deal with her.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
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