my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
Its a bummer that corporate america doesn't believe in $2 u call its on a Sunday night
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
You stood outside his house all night throwing your sister's leftover Easter eggs and singing 'now you're just somebody that I used to blow'
Do you know why I have a burn shaped like a tiny spork?
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
It's 1:26 and I have already found 5 fruit flies between 3 separate glasses of wine. This is supposed to be a summer problem. Fucking global warming.
He has a bathrroom scale in his room with an alarm attached to it so anything over 150 sets it off and in his drinking stupper he can make a run for it.
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
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