i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
this kid in class is playing minesweeper and just slammed the desk because he lost. thank god were normal.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Here is a brilliant idea passed on from men who have that same regret. WEAR A FUCKING CONDOM ALWAYS.
There is nothing quite so pathetic as sitting in bed in your underwear eating easy mac in complete silence, waiting for Netflix to load
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
i just cleaned my bong... I do not feel healthy
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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