garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Tell them to carpool to pride, have a 3way, and if one says 'no thanks' just tell em it's not gay if it happened in a 3way!
Time to eat Mexican food til I hate myself.
That's completely alright, I do it a lot.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
wow wtf man i was the friend bailing you out of jail with 500 cash and you didnt have the common courtesy of waking me up for class when i passed out drunk and naked in the bath tub
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
So, I almost went hone with a French guy and a drag queen. Together. Then I became sober enough to realize, that's not my style.
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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