Did you call me this morning? I was really drugged up and don't remember.
Have a good day. My vagina shrank.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
on the way to the hospital you kept asking if we could stop at the bar first. then you proceeded to puke out the window
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
I just ate a can of beans for dinner so I can afford to go get a 5$ bottle of wine. I really did not think these choices would still be necessary at age 25.
I puked on myself in front of a customer. all. over. myself. thanks Saturday nights
I left my bra and a book at his place. He's a hot Scandinavian who is into physics and computers - had to step up my game.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
I'm too old for chlamydia. That's for 20 year olds who go to clubs and do drugs I've never heard of.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
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