I either date the nice guys or the assholes. There isn't any in between.
You need to find a taint.
FB needs to have a relationship status called...screwing my roommates bf..linking their names would be an easier to tell her!
im keeping my plan b box as a souvenir of my first halloween weekend in college
I yelled "Coming in hot." before penetrating. Im pretty sure she loved it.
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Beer acquired. Food is cooking
Wow, you are almost sliding into home plate for some stellar fellatio
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
Happy you have kids and I don't day!
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
The car smells like weed is an understatement.
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
we used a blowdryer last night to warm up our left over pizza..it worked perfectly at first..but then the chili powder got into his eyes..
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