Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
He offered but I said no. I didn't think it'd be cool to accept cupcakes in the mens room of a gentlemans club.
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
Holy fuck, spaghetti burritos are the best idea I've ever had.
Where was your thought process?
Drowning in my hangover.
Sexual tension squid is drowning in the sexual tension
...oh my god that's like anal suicide
I'm aware. I'm writing the eulogy for my colon as we speak.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
For thanksgving we are only drinking wild turkey for the next 24hrs time to strap your balls back on and maybe a helmet
Ps we bought 8 pellet guns just now
I'm gonna go ahead and say I love our drinking habits but anytime we roundhouse a 750 of Schnapps on the way to a non competitive bowling league we might have problems
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
Whatever, ill dance on the bar at applebees, don't try and act like you're above it.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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