I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
I'm not considering your visit a success until we've fucked every cock in the ethnic rainbow...between the four of us we should have it done by x-mas
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Eye surgery went well. Just can't believe it took getting lasers through my eyes to temporarily stop the vivid sex dreams I was having
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I'm at the fucking ritz Carlton and I would leave here to cuddle with her. Not even fuck, just cuddle. What th hell is wrong with me?
I think it's called love, bro
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