I just got asked by a man in the alley if i would like to buy 50 dollars of meat for 20 bucks. Its been a weird day.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
An old white couple caught us smoking the foot long. THE LOOK ON THEIR FACES.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
Just landed in Atlanta. Still drunk. I can't feel my face
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