apparently the secret to your success is patron
Dude she threw his clothes out n 8th floor window and her dog tried to bite his dick off. So the answer is yes it could be worse...
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
I'll reiterate. Best drinking game ever. I shall teach it to my children's children
I took shots of absinthe with my mom just now. Except awful things.
Can you explain the plethora of sunflower seeds in the dryer?
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
Dude I turned down free booze. I think I'm growing as a person.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
This whole Rob and Chyna drama is giving me trust issues. I'm about to text my ex and be like if you haven't already deleted my nudes, can you?
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
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