just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Weve literally been going out drinking five days a week. That counts as a full time job right?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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