like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
ya, but you'll graduate college with a higher education. I'm looking at at least two addictions, an abortion, and a few weeks jail time.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
Ja rule starts his prison sentence today #3475th reason we should drink tonight
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I remember having the weirdest thoughts and thinking our room was a compass and we were in the compass or something.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
If TJ is short for Trader Joe, I'm gonna fuck him
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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