he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I hope your face alive. Lemme know if you are breathing in the morning. If not. Whoever is reading this tell me when the funeral for this awesome mother fucker is and we will rage at that event. Kthanksbye
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
The girl I was Skype sexing just asked for a moment of silence for robin Williams.
It makes me feel all patriotic & free... And borderline diabetic.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Alan said you can come over and eat me out anytime you want, as long as we give him enough notice to hide in the closet before we arrive
Randomize
