I just took a girl with a hip brace and crutches on a date. she obviously can't bone. is it rude to demand a blowjob?
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
Highlight of the day: realizing the man in the car next to mine was getting road head... at 2:45pm... nicely done sir, nicely done.
he told me he once ran a blackmarket liquor store out of his house. thats all it took for me to go home with him
driving around with you guys listening to the beach boys made me very concious of how white you all are.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
Frats are adorable. They make mediocre guys think they're worth a shit.
...the American dream.
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
finding an unopened condom on the ground can really change your outlook on the night
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
We almost ended up sober because of u!!
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