No, you can still breathe under the balls.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I woke up to three texts telling me to "go fuck myself," a panicked voicemail from my mom, and a girl thanking me... I'm not sure which I should take care of first
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
The stripper was waving you to the stage, not up on the stage. That's why you got choked out.
I forgot to tell you, the medics put you in a wheel chair. ( I kept telling you to cat daddy) oh you also gave everyone high fives for speaking English.
He was spooning with the dog when I came home. Now shes afriad to go near him. Should I ask?
someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
You peed in a public fountain and then felt bad so you put dish soap in it; 4 ft tall bubbles.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
I admire the fact that you replicated my apartment on the roof but I would appreciate it more if you would move all my stuff off the roof and back into my apartment.
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